"Mom and Dad, I'm trying to tell you that you need to lower the matress in my crib. I have every intention of jumping out when I get the chance."

Yes, Calvin. Puddy is trying to get away from you.

"I know we got this storm door for Puddy to look outside, but he's not using it. So why can't I?"

Calvin in his candy cane pajamas.

How about those well placed shots, Dad?

Is raking leaves supposed to be fun or something?